TOSGANO by Central Park Cast Lyrics

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It's very rare that I have to recommend a TOSGANO

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Credits, Cast & Crew of Song “TOSGANO”

• Featuring: Stanley Tucci, Daveed Diggs, John Early
• Produced: Loren Bouchard, Josh Gad, Frank Ciampi
• Written: Brent Knopf
• Release Date: July 10, 2020

Perfect Lyrics of the Song “TOSGANO” Released in 2020

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[AUGUSTUS, spoken]

It's very rare that I have to recommend a TOSGANO

[HELEN, spoken]

What's a TOSGANO?

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]

That's my little acronym

[HELEN, spoken]

What's it stand for?

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]

This one sucks, get a new one

(sung)
You've got a dog, but the situation's hairy
And by that, I mean naughty
And it's getting pretty scary
It don't act like a pet, no
This is a TOSGANO
Let me spell it out for you
It's T-O-S-G-A-N-O

This one sucks, get a new one

[HELEN]

It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much
It sucks so friggin' much

[AUGUSTUS]

This one sucks, get a new one

[HELEN]

I can't get rid of it fast enough
I can't get rid of it fast enough

(spoken)
You don't need a license to be a pet therapist, do you?

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]

No, ma'am

[HELEN, spoken]

So, under what circumstances would you recommend a TOSGANO?

[HELEN & AUGUSTUS]

Is it like, is it like if it pees wherever it pleases? Eh
Won't get a job and watches too much TV? Uh-uh
What if it gives you a dumb, blank stare? Nope
Or flashes his lipstick out of nowhere?

[AUGUSTUS]

That does suck, but it's not enough
For a TOSGANO guarantee, an H-A-B is what you need

[HELEN, spoken]

Another acronym?

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]

Yes

[HELEN, spoken]

Which stands for?

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]

"Hazardous Antisocial Behavior"

[HELEN, spoken]

Which means?

[AUGUSTUS, spoken]

Biting, but Shampagne's never bitten anyone, right?

[HELEN]

Hmm
This therapist's breath is stinkin'
Like a dirty dog, but it's got me thinkin'
There's a plan cooking in my Helen melon, that could be fruitful
How to get rid of that shitzadoodle
All my dreams will come to pass
If I can get Shampagne to bite Bitsy's ass