Madness vs Uno Lavoz by King of the Dot Lyrics

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Yo I'm your idol, the highest title, so fuck a Uno
You are a Puerto Rican and I'm speaking so that you know
That nobody fucking likes you you talentless cocksucker
Bro I give a fuck about the crowd's best reaction
Bro just so you know you don't have original or clever rapping
Here's my impression of Uno Lavoz delivering an amazing battle line...never happen
See I met him last year at Blackout, I was drunk as shit
I rolled up like, "He's like me." Figured he's someone I could be funny with
But he was like, "Nah bro, I rap as a character, it's nothing but a shtick."
I just looked, shook my head and walked away like, "What a fucking bitch."
And this is what y'all condone?
Some fake drunk who be stumbling and mumbling like he need him some help
That Uno Lavoz character is crazy, too bad you fucking suck at being yourself
And based on that fact alone, I think this faggot should forfeit
Look at him, bitch you struggle to fake talents I was naturally born with
I am the genuine article, so who the fuck would y'all rather party with?
Comparing us is like chugging a whole Bacardi fifth versus like a partial sip of some weak as Arbor Mist
My lifestyle is so amazing, it's kinda hard to diss
Bitch you spit like you legit, use the battle rap starter kit
Awkward shit, screaming and tryna ball your fists, I'm smarter kid
And you're the Picasso in the art of being on my dick
I'm back on my shit, so you better pray to God and your church
Your fucking set ups are horrible, punchlines are one liners and your blogs are for nerds
You've had a problem since birth
Doctor's ain't know if you retarded or worse
So fuck a body bag or a hearse, faggot you belong in a purse
And as far as battling, people like me, Kid Twist, Marv Won and Frank Stacks are your forefathers
You such a Puerto Rican bitch you should be rocking your name and a pair of door knockers
Bro, living broke to pitching coke to spitting jokes, I built something
Bitch I created that lane that you're trying to drive your little fucking milk truck in
See, as your pops, looking at you, I should tell you, in the real world you'd never make it alive
Listen Manuelito, pull up your fucking pants and straighten your tie
He's got a fucking hat with a jacket, black slacks and a pair of shoes
Uh uh, not where I'm from
Yo Lush

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• Featuring: Madness (Battle Rapper), Uno Lavoz
• Written: Madness (Battle Rapper), Uno Lavoz
• Release Date: January 25, 2013

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[Round 1: Madness]

Yo I'm your idol, the highest title, so fuck a Uno
You are a Puerto Rican and I'm speaking so that you know
That nobody fucking likes you you talentless cocksucker
Bro I give a fuck about the crowd's best reaction
Bro just so you know you don't have original or clever rapping
Here's my impression of Uno Lavoz delivering an amazing battle line...never happen
See I met him last year at Blackout, I was drunk as shit
I rolled up like, "He's like me." Figured he's someone I could be funny with
But he was like, "Nah bro, I rap as a character, it's nothing but a shtick."
I just looked, shook my head and walked away like, "What a fucking bitch."
And this is what y'all condone?
Some fake drunk who be stumbling and mumbling like he need him some help
That Uno Lavoz character is crazy, too bad you fucking suck at being yourself
And based on that fact alone, I think this faggot should forfeit
Look at him, bitch you struggle to fake talents I was naturally born with
I am the genuine article, so who the fuck would y'all rather party with?
Comparing us is like chugging a whole Bacardi fifth versus like a partial sip of some weak as Arbor Mist
My lifestyle is so amazing, it's kinda hard to diss
Bitch you spit like you legit, use the battle rap starter kit
Awkward shit, screaming and tryna ball your fists, I'm smarter kid
And you're the Picasso in the art of being on my dick
I'm back on my shit, so you better pray to God and your church
Your fucking set ups are horrible, punchlines are one liners and your blogs are for nerds
You've had a problem since birth
Doctor's ain't know if you retarded or worse
So fuck a body bag or a hearse, faggot you belong in a purse
And as far as battling, people like me, Kid Twist, Marv Won and Frank Stacks are your forefathers
You such a Puerto Rican bitch you should be rocking your name and a pair of door knockers
Bro, living broke to pitching coke to spitting jokes, I built something
Bitch I created that lane that you're trying to drive your little fucking milk truck in
See, as your pops, looking at you, I should tell you, in the real world you'd never make it alive
Listen Manuelito, pull up your fucking pants and straighten your tie
He's got a fucking hat with a jacket, black slacks and a pair of shoes
Uh uh, not where I'm from
Yo Lush

[Lush One]

What's up?

[Madness]

This is how I talk to my son
See, after this, if you wanna get disrespectful and shit, then after this you getting snuffed if nothing else
And you know what else?
Go fuck yourself

[Round 1: Uno Lavoz]

I said YOOOOO!
I said we just started this battle and already this clown's done
How the fuck did you already start choking at the end of your shit and we only on round 1?
And for real, I don't like what you said about my job so listen here mister
You said I drive a milk truck? Well you're so fat that you do construction and you're a fork lifter
I said and you Colombian? What the fuck I gotta put it in mom jokes or something?
Nigga, your mom's the Foldger's guy, she makes a mean cup of Joe
Now I'ma win this battle but if I lose, when his mother dies I'ma show up at the funeral ask for a rematch and give you three rounds of new mother jokes
I said why you name yourself Madness? Now that shit got me bugged the fuck out
Did you name yourself Madness cause you go cuckoo when you bring them guns out?
Did you name yourself Madness cause you go insane and you start punch niggas lungs out?
No, you named yourself Madness cause your mother was a crazy whore who slept with mad men and her pussy was the nut house
I said close curtains his skull hurting once this guy go
Why don't you show your true colors, what's the disguise fo'?
I said I should take your notepad and shove it down this guy's throat
So all those funny quotes are now considered inside jokes
I said you want beef? Well fuck it, I'm dumping them nines then
Watch these hands they'll clock you
I've been putting my time in
You ain't the truth cause on the floor is where you be lying
And I'm gangsta as shit so if you wanna fight, is Math Hoffa around? I'm running behind him
I said this nigga used to get bullied as a kid
Used to get stomped out 'til his chest gone
Fat bitch got bullied in pre-school, high school and the shit just kept on
I mean shit, he's not even pure Colombian so he was even born stepped on
Fuck I gotta put it in mom jokes or something?
Nigga your mom suck dick for gas station restroom keys
That's why you a hot mistake, and you ain't got a lot of dates
Cause you're so fat in front of bitches you turn into a doctor office
Why is that? Cause you're always apologizing for the wait/weight
I said your highest viewed battle is you versus Soul Khan
And shows you choking like you were sucking on a fat dick
And your second highest viewed battle is you getting your ass kicked by Iron Solomon now don't act like we forgot about that Summer of Madness
You need to stop worrying about he past and make way for the new breed
Stop worrying about the nigga you about to battle and worry about me, yeah that's what you need
But since you think you're live I'll make the blood out of you stream (U-Stream)
And charge people at your wake just to give your funeral that Pay Per View theme
I said yeah I did a sandwich line in London, so what? Now you think I'm owing you?
You think whoever uses the word "sandwich" all of a sudden has to pay a toll to you?
Well if there was ever any doubt on who's the bigger name let that shit show the proof
Cause you made that a hot line and I made it a hot quotable
Now they said, "Don't use fat jokes against Madness." I'm like, "Why?" This nigga is fronting
I mean this nigga is so fat, back in high school they call him Christopher Colombian
And that shit is true
They call him that cause he stepped on a scale and the shit said 1492
Motherfucker you have never ran a lap in your life and your stomach is a hint
I mean, I don't know what kind of cell phone plan you got but I know it isn't Sprint
Hey Kaliente you said something about me I really don't fuck with that
You say your daughter said "fuck me" well wait 'til she's 18
I'll show up at the birthday party and straight up fuck her back

[Round 2: Madness]

See these rappers is corny style
They score some wins or views
You rely on props, shock value and fake personal shit to use
Fuck while they interviews but when I seen you and checked you, you was like, "Nah kid. It's cool."
Don't get confused, I'l put you in the news
One hit can lift your shoes
Do the salsa on top of your lifeless body like Victor Cruz
This is true, you wifed up that Mystique slut and fucked her raw
You must really be hating your health
Yo, she's an annoying Puerto Rican bitch who thinks she's famous from battle rap
It must've been like dating yourself
See what we do here is not considered a career homie there's a lesson
Just from being real with cats that's how Tony got globally respected
The way you act, shows me how much you grew up all alone and need a friendship
Totally neglected, and use your fucking corny jokes in hopes that you can be socially accepted
You have no actual friends, you hang with battle rappers
You hang with battle rappers, even if that means you have to pay for travel
Oh, do y'all go camping and sit around the camp fire and talk about your favorite battle?
You fucking herb
I guess they needed a bitch on that Mosh Team list so they added him to Shotti's rap crew
Faggot, I could start a sports team with all the fucking rappers that body bagged you
But you know what them fake ballers do when you take 'em to school and prove that they're more than weak
See, when they can't make it in the states they go overseas and play for the foreign league
But he got Twitter followers y'all and battle views on Youtube and shit
Yeah? Let's see you trade in them views for some shelter and food for your stupid kid
Let's see you cash them all in for some loot to keep your bank account up to date
Let's see you use those views as a shield to stop me from punching you in your fucking face
Pump your breaks
If you wanna talk crazy, then tell your baby moms Vanessa I'll come over and rape that bitch while she babysits
Your little Xavier kid, then wipe my face and dick all over your baby's bib like a handkerchief
How that feel pussy? What you thought? I'm Carlito and you Benny Blanco?
Trying to play the same part as me?
Trying to get all up in the game when your dues will only pay partially
I raised you boy and I take you out the frame cause it ain't hard to see
The fucking problem is I'm Nucky Thompson and in this scene you're James Darmody
This war, but this battle ain't even for me
It's for the real fans who are tired of seeing you forever come wack
So on all of their behalf, get the fuck outta battle rap faggot and never come back