Sketch Menace vs. Illipsis by King of the Dot Lyrics
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So what the fuck is this, La Sparka?
This is what I got for dinner?
Some awkward, little closet hipster
That, after every bar he drops, he’s gonna stop the ticker
And laugh at his own jokes, like he's Dr. Hibbert?
Like as if he's really got this figured
Kid, you need to change lanes, don't play games
These brain waves are off the Richter
So before his head gets swelled, homie better check himself like Bobby Fischer
So get in rank, start giving thanks
Watch this heel flip and grind until he hits the bank like Rick McCrank
‘Cause, as far as hip-hop goes, you just a viral gimmick
Only three dots, with stock for the hieroglyphics
And now Fievel’s sitting on the doormat of my warpath
So I bring that Alberta heat ‘til the forecast hits Fort Mac!
Like, kid, you think you really mean shit
Just ‘cause you hit a grand slam off a Little League pitch?
Well…you think you at the top of this division?
Well, then riddle me this
How come the numbers clearly depict that the people would rather listen to bars about Little G's dick!?
‘Cause if it weren't for Autoplay on Facebook, no one would give your shit a second viewing
‘Cause it went from 3 million views, to 30,000 when they weren't forcibly subjected to it!
Like, really, that's your business plan?
Being Facebook-famous gonna get you fans?
Kid, your idols came up on Scribble Jam: you came up on Instagram!
So let's take a look back at the first time we saw Illipsis featured
At a high school rap battle, where instead of Willie B and Sparka, it's fucking this kid’s teacher
Doing a lesser version of Bender verses
Shaking like him and Carter Deems were having kismet seizures
I almost thought you were going to get mom's spaghetti on your Kid Twist T-shirt!
But this the big stage, shit stain!
And he’s still standing there shaking, like he's trying to cope with sobriety
As if people paid money to come in here, and help you overcome your social anxieties!
So watch him, and tell me every time that you hear a line drop from Illipsis
He don't look around the room for approval, like the shifty-eyed dog from The Simpsons!
(*laughs*) That’s 100 percent true!
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Credits, Cast & Crew of Song “Sketch Menace vs. Illipsis”
- Featuring: Sketch Menace, Illipsis
- Produced: La Sparka, Willie B (King of the Dot)
- Written: Sketch Menace, Illipsis
- Release Date: June 18, 2016
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[Round 1: Sketch Menace + Illipsis]
So what the fuck is this, La Sparka?
This is what I got for dinner?
Some awkward, little closet hipster
That, after every bar he drops, he’s gonna stop the ticker
And laugh at his own jokes, like he's Dr. Hibbert?
Like as if he's really got this figured
Kid, you need to change lanes, don't play games
These brain waves are off the Richter
So before his head gets swelled, homie better check himself like Bobby Fischer
So get in rank, start giving thanks
Watch this heel flip and grind until he hits the bank like Rick McCrank
‘Cause, as far as hip-hop goes, you just a viral gimmick
Only three dots, with stock for the hieroglyphics
And now Fievel’s sitting on the doormat of my warpath
So I bring that Alberta heat ‘til the forecast hits Fort Mac!
Like, kid, you think you really mean shit
Just ‘cause you hit a grand slam off a Little League pitch?
Well…you think you at the top of this division?
Well, then riddle me this
How come the numbers clearly depict that the people would rather listen to bars about Little G's dick!?
‘Cause if it weren't for Autoplay on Facebook, no one would give your shit a second viewing
‘Cause it went from 3 million views, to 30,000 when they weren't forcibly subjected to it!
Like, really, that's your business plan?
Being Facebook-famous gonna get you fans?
Kid, your idols came up on Scribble Jam: you came up on Instagram!
So let's take a look back at the first time we saw Illipsis featured
At a high school rap battle, where instead of Willie B and Sparka, it's fucking this kid’s teacher
Doing a lesser version of Bender verses
Shaking like him and Carter Deems were having kismet seizures
I almost thought you were going to get mom's spaghetti on your Kid Twist T-shirt!
But this the big stage, shit stain!
And he’s still standing there shaking, like he's trying to cope with sobriety
As if people paid money to come in here, and help you overcome your social anxieties!
So watch him, and tell me every time that you hear a line drop from Illipsis
He don't look around the room for approval, like the shifty-eyed dog from The Simpsons!
(*laughs*) That’s 100 percent true!
[Round 1: Illipsis]
I said, let's get something out the way: Sketch Menace is the man
If you've got a beverage in your hand
Then take a drink every time that he says he was the champ!
But me? I'm glad the staff gave up a name for me to ruin
Said he won't get battered, cliffhanger, dangerous conclusion
I'm an alien, the state between the Angels and the Mutants
Evil incarnate in a skin suit, claiming that it's human
Translation for the stupid:
Is, what's a lower level on the chain of evolution
Next to something that exists beyond the apex of its movement!?
'Member when he had the chain? That wood-grain was dazzlin'
But even PoRich proved to us you ain't a champion
Chain of evolution, shit, that ain't the way it happened
The way we saw him melt down, it looked more like a chain reaction!
Bro, you know what really screams, "I'm great at rapping?"
Rigging your own judges just to stay the main attraction
In that 2-on-2 with Chedda, you ain't go hard as a writer
So we saw him ROB Cheese like Omar in The Wire!
I came out to catch a body, and prove Sketch's fans wrong
He is Omar...'cause the young boy will take him out the game once he ain't have a leg to stand on!
I'm saying, Sketch, let's be real, what have you done as a president?
He's got a track record that'd stun the electorate
That you'd fucked over Cheddar with tampered judging as evidence
Always running a deficit, never drum up attendances
At the subpar events where you get punked from the premises
You embarrassed your scene, up to the subsequent death of it
Now I'm suddenly questioning who the FUCK had elected him!
I mean, a sketch is a drawing, so I found it ironic
How Sketch can't draw a following, a crowd, or a profit!
I mean, that GZ GP, your whole division was picked last
So, you can tell Edwords - the fuck, who is that!?
Tell Dirty Harry, next time I see him, it's sudden impact
Tell that Emo Phillips bitch-ass, sit back with his wrists slashed
Tell Rezza he's a bum, I WANT MY MOTHERFUCKING WIN BACK!
I said, he started from Alberta, now he here
Started from Alberta, now your whole team bottom-tier!
What I'm trying to explain, is your division is dog shit
Full of finite thinkers next to limitless concepts
I could kill him any way, but that nerd shit I'm a boss with
Took out your whole team…with just a handful of gems: THAT'S THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!
Boy, I caught enough bodies to be Death's apprentice
You are such a non-threat, you put the "meh" in "Menace"
Even repping your fucking city, you're the worst dude up
At World Dom to battle Eurgh, who would've murked you, bruh
But he no-showed your battle
That really hurt you, huh?
How the fuck on footage is it Eurgh, 2-1?
Lipsis!
[Round 2: Sketch Menace]
So, you’re one of those really little guys that dates really fat chicks...and I find it disgusting and morbid
You just a frustrated preteen that’s trying to muster endorphins
You try to pump her and force it, but her pussy’s so fucking enormous
The bitch got walls so big, you’d think Trump would endorse it!
So now she using backdoor tactics, she got crack whore habits
Bitch couldn’t act more ratchet if she had a BAX WAR jacket
So if he a gamblin’ man, then he ain’t standin’ a chance
I’m here to ramp shit in Van like it’s Slam City Jam
You got us laughing when you rapping ‘bout those hammers you blam
‘Cause the only guns you draw are on paper, like Yosemite Sam!
‘Cause when Manik pressed him, if you listened close
You could faintly hear the sound of his little chattering dentals
Too bad you couldn’t shoot him with the lead from your mechanical pencil!
But I ain’t standing up for Manik, or his posture-seeking antics
But who’d have thunk that talking shit would probably get his ass kicked?
Like, I hope you see being a tough guy wasn’t the smartest string of actions
Especially when you got less backup than a Posturepedic mattress
It’s funny just how fast we saw him switch into a man of God
While he was shivering and backing off
Too bad, in real life, you can’t just tag a mod!
Like, you think you tough with them Seinfeld lines?
Kid, I’mma show you how to do this shit
From where the viewers sit, they can watch me put a round inside him like a Junior Mint!
‘Cause I’m hanging with billionaires and esteemed scholars, while you embracing the cheap drama
You named yourself after three dots
I’m trying to see my name after three commas!
Because you ruin every movie for me, along with every show that’s on Earth
Before all your verses, there should be disclosures at first
In fact, you might as well have made your rap name, “Spoiler Alert!”
Like, for example, before this battle, I hadn’t known that Tyrion Lannister
Had turned his back on his kingdom, and become a serious battler!
Let’s go!
So, the one piece of advice that I can provide to this crowd
Is, if you ain’t caught up on Game of Thrones, do not pay attention to his next round!