Muppet Sex by Fatty Spins Lyrics

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There once was this grouch named Oscar who lived in a trash can
He was broke, he couldn't get more ass than
All the other muppets and the rest of the peeps
Until he spotted this hottie on Sesame Street
He said "I really like your swagger and I could carry on
But your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn
I'm going Gonzo, so maybe we should talk
Or like Fozzie Bear's jokes, we can walka-walka-walka
You should try it out, girl, maybe we're a match
Just like Pinocchio, there'll be no strings attached
I wanna get to know you, and girl, if you're up to it
I can be your Big Bird and we can Snufflufagus
I got a pet worm and you can make him grow
Or I'll be your Super Grover so I can save a ho"
And she said, "Hey, Oscar, I don't mean to interrupt you
But just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you"

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Credits, Cast & Crew of Song “Muppet Sex”

• Produced: Breeze The Beat Machine
• Written: Ray William Johnson
• Release Date: June 27, 2010

Perfect Lyrics of the Song “Muppet Sex” Released in 2010

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[Verse 1: Micfri]

There once was this grouch named Oscar who lived in a trash can
He was broke, he couldn't get more ass than
All the other muppets and the rest of the peeps
Until he spotted this hottie on Sesame Street
He said "I really like your swagger and I could carry on
But your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn
I'm going Gonzo, so maybe we should talk
Or like Fozzie Bear's jokes, we can walka-walka-walka
You should try it out, girl, maybe we're a match
Just like Pinocchio, there'll be no strings attached
I wanna get to know you, and girl, if you're up to it
I can be your Big Bird and we can Snufflufagus
I got a pet worm and you can make him grow
Or I'll be your Super Grover so I can save a ho"
And she said, "Hey, Oscar, I don't mean to interrupt you
But just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you"

[Chorus: Breeze the Beat Machine, Micfri, Ray William Johnson]

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
And bump you 'cause muppets need love too
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
And bump you 'cause muppets need love too

[Verse 2: Breeze the Beat Machine and Ray William Johnson]

There once was a frog named Kermit who dated Miss Piggy
And every other Wednesday night, they get busy
More than he could put a handle on
She was wildin' out like an Animal
Then all of a sudden, Kermit stopped the lovin'
And Piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him like
"I know you lost interest, but we should really talk
'Cause I'm one horny muppet, ah-ah-ah!
We got that rainbow connection and, honey, if it suits ya
Maybe we can make some muppet babies in the future but
Until that day, my sex drive ain't dead"
So she hi-yah! upside his head
"Now get in that bedroom and get butt-naked
'Cause I'm a little piggy and I bring home the bacon
And put on that love song, the one I like to bump to
'Cause just 'cause I'm a Muppet, that don't mean that I won't hump you"

[Chorus: Breeze, Micfri, and Ray]

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
And bump you 'cause muppets need love too
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
And bump you 'cause muppets need love too

[Verse 3: Ray William Johnson]

There once was a muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert
And one evening after work
He said "I know we've been roommates for a few years
Sharin' clothes and a bed and you never found it queer
And I ain't never told you that I'm a homosexual
And I'ma switch it up like Cookie Monster switched to vegetables
You'll probably find it shocking and maybe you're stunned
But you're like my rubber duckie 'cause you're the one
And you make bath time lots of fun
And every time I think of you, my heart goes all numb
And I think I love you Bert and I believe you're not gay
But if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a
Sunny day keeping the clouds away, what do you say?"
And Bert turned to Ernie, he said, "Ernie, I won't front you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you"

[Chorus: Breeze, Micfri, and Ray]

Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
And bump you 'cause muppets need love too
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
And bump you 'cause muppets need love too